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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

Apr 22, 2007 00:00

Sorted: 149 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

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for Dramedy merrycontrary April 23 2007, 01:21:16 UTC

Recipient: dramedy
Prompt: Crookshanks/Hermione - Hermione is having kittens! What's a witch to do?
Word count: 100
Rating: er, PG-13, for implied bestiality?

"I don't know what's the matter with her, Ron! She's curled up on the floor, staring at this little white wand, muttering 'I'm having kittens, this can't happen,' over and over, occasionally combined with 'I'm Headgirl' or 'there’s a war!'”

"She's having kittens?" Ron smirked at Harry over his shoulder, "Nothing new there, eh mate."

Harry ignored him, "Ginny, what did this wand look like?"

Ginny told him. He turned white. Then he whispered something in Ron's ear, and he turned red.

"That's not- Harry! We never-" Ron sputtered.

"But, then who?" Harry queried.

From the loo, Hermione howled, "Kittens!"

Re: for Dramedy xturtle April 23 2007, 01:32:38 UTC

... Wicked! I'm laughing my fool head off.

Re: for Dramedy merrycontrary April 25 2007, 05:25:50 UTC

Well don't lose it!

Re: for Dramedy adina_atl April 23 2007, 02:45:07 UTC

It look me two reads to twig to the "little white wand," but after that I was snickering like mad.

Re: for Dramedy merrycontrary April 25 2007, 05:28:19 UTC

Heh. That's what I get for trying to be clever. But at least I got a giggle eventually.

Re: for Dramedy amanuensis1 April 23 2007, 10:37:19 UTC

*falls over laughing*

Re: for Dramedy merrycontrary April 25 2007, 05:30:04 UTC

*picks you up and dusts you off*

Re: for Dramedy eeyore9990 April 24 2007, 13:03:17 UTC

Oh god, how funny!!! Hahahaha!!

Re: for Dramedy merrycontrary April 25 2007, 05:31:28 UTC

I'm glad you enjoyed it!

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