Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon IV

[mctabby]

Sorted: 149 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

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For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Title: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue..."
Recipient: j_lunatic
Prompt: Weasley's Wizard Wheezes: the Circe's Secret Weapon Kit! (Ages 17 and older only.)
Word count: 100
Rating: Oh, let's say R
Notes: (1) Transformation concept taken from Book X of Homer's Odyssey (i.e., the Circe chapter). (2) All details related to swinish genitalia guaranteed 100% true (...for some values of "true," hereby defined as "a product of a two minute google search"The idea started germinating when Professor McGonagall cautioned everyone against emulating Circe's particular brand of human-to-animal transfiguration

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

(meanwhile, some year mctabby will have to run phase two of the drabblethon, in which we say what we thought we'd get when he listed our prompts *G*)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[incunabulist]

Bahahaha! Brilliant.

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Thanks so much!

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[hildigunnur]

Oh, dear god. I can just picture it. And it's awesome and frightening at the same time and so Fred and George.

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Hee. I was trying not to picture it, even as I was writing it. :)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[snapetoy]

Hee! That is so what the twins would do! Fabulous drabble!

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Thanks, Toy! (...and yeah, I suspect they really might come up with something like this *g*)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[nangijala]

... *falls over giggling*

The image of twirling penises is now engraved in my mind forever.

*loses it again*

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Thank you!

Meanwhile, the scariest part is that that's the real physiology of pigs. :)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[nangijala]

Oh, I know. :D

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[fabularasa]

Eeeeeee! Like spiraling pig tails! Eek! Gives a whole new meaning to "squeal like a pig, boy!"

But now I want to know what they came up with for the women. . . .

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

LOL! I'm so pleased to have made you shriek. :)

Did you know that girl pigs have spiral vaginas to mesh with the male pigs' penises? It's a scary old world we live in. :)

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[fabularasa]

Fuck, get outta town, are you kidding me?

I have eaten my last sausage.

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[bethbethbeth]

Would I lie to you?

Hey, I just report the google results: don't shoot the messenger.

-Beth, choking on bacon.

Re: For j_lunatic: "Notes from the Spring Catalogue" (R)

[marginaliana]

Ahaha, ahahahaha!! Brilliant!