Recipient: fell_beast2 Prompt: Snape reads "Sonnets of a Sorcerer and is forced to speak in limericks Word Count: 119 (sorry!) Rating: PG
Albus, this is unacceptable; I don't sound a bit respectable. I read your damned book, And now take a look, The results? Truly lamentable.
Do you expect me to teach potions When all I have are rhymes and motions? I won't show my face; It would be a disgrace. This will not be fixed with mere lotions.
I see you think this is quite funny, You are wearing your smile so sunny. Dammit, it's getting worse; Do something! Remove this curse! Before I start rhyming for money.
He had such an innocent face, When that book he left at my place; That wily old codger, He is quite a dodger, But if he tries it again he's a gonner….
Re: For Fell_Beast2mac_tunesApril 23 2007, 04:38:55 UTC
*giggles madly* joanwilder points me here. Omg! This is hilarious! Just what Severus Snape said it! Can I keep it? I think I will ... and print it out to read myself silly!
Prompt: Snape reads "Sonnets of a Sorcerer and is forced to speak in limericks
Word Count: 119 (sorry!)
Rating: PG
Albus, this is unacceptable;
I don't sound a bit respectable.
I read your damned book,
And now take a look,
The results? Truly lamentable.
Do you expect me to teach potions
When all I have are rhymes and motions?
I won't show my face;
It would be a disgrace.
This will not be fixed with mere lotions.
I see you think this is quite funny,
You are wearing your smile so sunny.
Dammit, it's getting worse;
Do something! Remove this curse!
Before I start rhyming for money.
He had such an innocent face,
When that book he left at my place;
That wily old codger,
He is quite a dodger,
But if he tries it again he's a gonner….
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I would have failed MISERABLY at this challenge. I can't write limericks to save my life ~ ~;
Very funny. :)
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Thank you!
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