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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon 5

Jul 26, 2009 00:00

Sorted: 123 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

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For ozma_katiebell mayhap July 26 2009, 02:04:26 UTC

Recipient: ozma_katiebell
Prompt: Mad-Eye gets an eye-full of McGonagall's underwear.
Word count: 100
Rating: PG

"He's utterly insufferable, Albus!"

Minerva McGonagall stood before the headmaster's desk, her hairpins quivering in outrage. "Transfiguring students! Performing Unforgiveable Curses in the classroom!"

"I have received a few complaints about Alastor's behavior, yes," Dumbledore began mildly.

"Furthermore, he keeps making suggestive remarks about my undergarments!"

Dumbledore narrowly avoided choking on a lemon sherbet. He coughed violently. "I'll--I'll have a word with him about magical sexual harassment," he managed. McGonagall sniffed and banged out.

"CONSTANT VIGILANCE!" Mad-Eye roared defensively when approached by Dumbledore. "Many a wizard's been betrayed by his own pants. Besides, she's got some fantastic tartan knickers."

Re: For ozma_katiebell eeyore9990 July 26 2009, 02:08:27 UTC

Bwahahaha! I love this!

Re: For ozma_katiebell lariopefic July 26 2009, 21:06:00 UTC

OMG. Constant vigilance indeed! can't stop laughing....

Re: For ozma_katiebell a_t_rain July 26 2009, 02:10:53 UTC

Brilliant! You KNOW this is exactly what went on in the staff room during GoF!

Re: For ozma_katiebell velvetmouse July 26 2009, 02:19:46 UTC

*snicker* that's awesome! Such perfect voices. Love it.

Re: For ozma_katiebell lordhellebore July 26 2009, 02:21:01 UTC

LOL! Now I want to see a story where a wizard is betrayed by his own pants...

Re: For ozma_katiebell snorkackcatcher July 27 2009, 17:57:29 UTC

That's how they lost the buttock ...

Re: For ozma_katiebell gmth July 26 2009, 02:42:01 UTC

LOL, glorious. :-)

Re: For ozma_katiebell celandineb July 26 2009, 02:51:49 UTC

*howling with glee*

Re: For ozma_katiebell cupcakery July 26 2009, 03:16:08 UTC

And he can be sure that she hasn't lost a buttock. Heee.

Re: For ozma_katiebell la_dissonance July 26 2009, 03:24:09 UTC

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

Constant vigilance!!

*ded*

Re: For ozma_katiebell bonfoi July 26 2009, 04:48:24 UTC

*ROFLMAO* That's fantastically funny!

Re: For ozma_katiebell medawyn July 26 2009, 06:05:10 UTC

Fabulous!

Re: For ozma_katiebell lilacsigil July 26 2009, 07:43:18 UTC

Tartan knickers! Fabulous!

"Many a wizard's been betrayed by his own pants" is one of those lines that should go down in history.

Re: For ozma_katiebell spark_of_chaos July 26 2009, 11:36:15 UTC

:lol:

Re: For ozma_katiebell moreteadk July 26 2009, 12:02:04 UTC

LOL! Sexual harrassment Mad-Eye! And I'd quite like to know how anybody got betrayed by their own pants. Which leads me to believe that surely Mad-Eye must be going without, which wasn't really an image I wanted in my head... :D

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