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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon 5

Jul 26, 2009 00:00

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Remuneration bowdlerized July 26 2009, 02:31:25 UTC

Recipient: joanwilder
Prompt: Snarry. While watching a Cirque performance, Harry discovers Snape has a bizarre 'circus' sex kink.
Word count: 100
Rating: PG, for mild suggestiveness

"I know you won't deny me this--my pleasures are so few, you know, and my neck is covered in scars from when Nagini killed me. At least, we all thought she had at the time. I suppose you've forgotten everything I sacrificed to save your arse--an arse that, incidentally, would look fantastic in one of those tight bodysuits."

Harry sighed. The I-basically-died-for-you card worked every time Snape played it. Though his future involved spandex, pancake makeup, and somersaulting through the air with his feet trussed together, Harry knew these were only minor inconveniences in the name of love.

Re: Remuneration lordhellebore July 26 2009, 02:33:21 UTC

Sverus is a sneaky bastard...

Re: Remuneration bowdlerized July 26 2009, 21:04:09 UTC

:D You gotta watch those Slytherins...

Re: Remuneration gmth July 26 2009, 02:48:23 UTC

LOL, I love the "I-basically-died-for-you card" bit. :-)

Re: Remuneration bowdlerized July 26 2009, 21:25:28 UTC

Thanks! Snape isn't one to leave favors unredeemed. ;)

Re: Remuneration shouldknobetter July 26 2009, 03:02:09 UTC

lol, fantastic!

Re: Remuneration bowdlerized July 26 2009, 21:25:46 UTC

Thanks!

Re: Remuneration marginaliana July 26 2009, 03:40:01 UTC

Hahaha, oh, I love how resigned Harry is.

Re: Remuneration bowdlerized July 26 2009, 22:11:21 UTC

Heh--sometimes you know you can't win!

Re: Remuneration la_dissonance July 26 2009, 03:46:11 UTC

...only minor inconveniences

Yeah, sure, Harry, whatever makes you feel better. *snerks*

Re: Remuneration bowdlerized July 26 2009, 22:15:25 UTC

*g* Denial can be a very helpful thing!

Re: Remuneration nextian July 26 2009, 04:09:20 UTC

Aww, this is very White Christmas and hilarious.

Re: Remuneration bowdlerized July 26 2009, 22:11:47 UTC

Thanks! :)

Re: Remuneration bonfoi July 26 2009, 05:22:59 UTC

*LOL* Go, Harry...do it for love and sex with Severus!

Re: Remuneration bowdlerized July 26 2009, 22:15:57 UTC

*g* That's his plan...I think!

Re: Remuneration ariadneelda July 26 2009, 10:28:54 UTC

Hee! I like how Snape takes advantage. Not that Harry seems to mind. ;)

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