Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon 5

[mctabby]

Sorted: 123 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

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[wyomingnot]

Recipient: cheshyre
Prompt: Hermione is part-Veela and Draco's her intended mate.
Word count: 100
Rating: G

Draco read the parchment three times, expecting it to make sense at any moment.

"There must be some mistake, Father. This could not possibly be right." Draco complained.

Lucius replied, "Arranged marriages aren't just in style; they're the law. No more pureblood versus mudblood. It's a new age in the Wizarding world, Draco."

"Since when do you believe in that rubbish?"

Lucius waved a dismissive hand and went back to his firewhiskey.

"It says here that she's part Veela!" He waved the paper in front of his father's face.

"It's been independently verified."

"Granger. Part veela. What part? Her ankles?"

[cupcakery]

*snerk* I think that Lucius will be sharing that firewhisky with Draco soon.

[wyomingnot]

That was indeed what would have happened next if I hadn't been set on exactly 100 words. ;)

[marginaliana]

What part? Her ankles?

*cracking up*

[wyomingnot]

Deep down, he's really very shallow.

[cordelia_v]

*snorts*

He doesn't deserve her.

[wyomingnot]

He most certainly does not.

(come to think of it, a little outraged Hermione pov follow-up might not be amiss)

[jetamors]

*giggles*

[wyomingnot]

:)

[la_dissonance]

"Granger. Part veela. What part? Her ankles?"

LMAO

Oh, god, you have just killed me with the hilarious here. xD

[wyomingnot]

*revives you*

Thank you!

[elanor_x]

Loved it, especially the last sentence.

[wyomingnot]

Thank you!

[bonfoi]

The turn of Hermione's ankle is sexy...it's just the rest of her that might make Draco run into the night! *LOL* That, and her left hook!

[wyomingnot]

Lucius may have looked up at that and replied, "Been looking at her ankles, have you?" ...right before handing over the bottle.

[gmth]

LOL, awesome closing line.