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Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon 5

Jul 26, 2009 00:00

Sorted: 123 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

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For Bowdlerized - Part 1 midnitemaraud_r July 26 2009, 07:41:38 UTC

Recipient: bowdlerized
Prompt: Remus and Sirius are NOT happy about this!
Word Count: 1,065 (because cats can't count and I have no self-control)
Rating: PG-13

"Don't start with me, Moony ( ... )

For Bowdlerized - Part 2 midnitemaraud_r July 26 2009, 07:43:51 UTC

Remus raised his eyebrows.

"Look. It's us. They probably thought it was another prank, like that time we cast that charm back in fifth year-what did you name it? The Pie Charm or something?"

"Pied Piper," Remus said, smiling somewhat reluctantly at the memory of the entire school, including half the staff, marching single file out of the Great Hall. "Really?" he asked. Maybe Sirius was right. Perhaps he was overreacting. "You don't think they know?"

"Absolutely not," Sirius said, leaning down and brushing Remus' fringe back from his forehead. "Hey. We're all alone now. And we've got the lube..." he said, waggling his eyebrows.

Remus shook his head and grinned. "Randy bastard. You just want to get off," he said, grabbing the front of Sirius' robes and pulling him down to kiss him. Okay, so maybe Sirius wasn't the only one who wanted to get off, and his erection did seem to be reviving ( ... )

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 subcon_ruler July 26 2009, 08:18:25 UTC

LMAO, this made my day!!!

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 midnitemaraud_r July 26 2009, 19:42:09 UTC

Thank you! Always happy to spread a little cheer. Glad you enjoyed it!

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 ragdoll July 26 2009, 08:29:14 UTC

*dies* You are made of win! (As usual!)

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 midnitemaraud_r July 26 2009, 19:43:18 UTC

*smooches* I am also made of fail when it comes to "drabbles"! :-P No discipline at all.

Thanks, hon! Glad you liked it!

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 moreteadk July 26 2009, 12:59:36 UTC

LMAO! Awesome! :D Especially the imaginary conversation about the bloke who died from embarrasment and the being pelted by lube bottles.

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 midnitemaraud_r July 26 2009, 19:58:58 UTC

Thank you! It was a lot of fun to write. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 marginaliana July 26 2009, 13:15:59 UTC

Ahahaha, oh, god, poor Remus!

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 midnitemaraud_r July 26 2009, 20:00:36 UTC

I know, right? Eh, he'll get over it. Eventually. :-P Thanks for reading!

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 gmth July 26 2009, 14:35:28 UTC

Ahahahahah, I LOVE THIS. You rock so hard. :-)

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 midnitemaraud_r July 26 2009, 20:09:51 UTC

Thanks, Gina! It's funny - when I started it, I had 300+ words, and no idea what it was they were 'not happy' about. Once I decided, I couldn't stop myself. Drabble shmabble. Hee!

♥ ♥

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 archon_mentha July 26 2009, 14:55:29 UTC

I'm cracking up - this is awesome! The poor boys. *snicker* Peeves' song at the end is priceless!

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 midnitemaraud_r July 26 2009, 20:15:10 UTC

Thanks, hon! ♥ Oh, Peeves is trying to come up with one for Sirius, too, but all he's got so far is how Sirius was delirious, haughty and naughty, but still a rube... :-P Might have to think a bit more on that one!

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 cordelia_v July 26 2009, 15:18:44 UTC

This is just brilliant. The funniest lube fic in the history of fanfic, IMO. Poor Remus.

Re: For Bowdlerized - Part 2 midnitemaraud_r July 26 2009, 20:18:19 UTC

Hee! Thanks so much! (And much more fun than the ol' "lubricus"! :-P) Remus will get over it. Eventually. Maybe. :-P Glad you liked it!

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