For St_aurafina, Bestia, Imperio, and - always! - for McTabby!arionrhodJuly 26 2009, 13:08:25 UTC
Title: A Hang Dog Expression Recipient: st_aurafina Prompt: Remus, Sirius, recipe book Word Count: 100 Rating: G Note: With apologies to the late Rod Serling!
"Whatcha reading, Moony?"
Remus shrugged. "Nothing, really."
"Oh?" Sirius ducked his head, glancing at the cover. "'To Serve Dog'... that sounds promising! About time you started treating me as I deserve!" He grinned salaciously. "What does it suggest? Lots of treats? Long, romantic walks? Plenty of scratching... maybe even shagging?" He'd been trying to get Remus into bed since fifth year, but the werewolf had stubbornly refused to be got.
"Actually, no," Remus' eyes glinted mischievously as he showed Sirius the page he was reading, and Sirius' eyes went wide with horror.
Recipient: st_aurafina
Prompt: Remus, Sirius, recipe book
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Note: With apologies to the late Rod Serling!
"Whatcha reading, Moony?"
Remus shrugged. "Nothing, really."
"Oh?" Sirius ducked his head, glancing at the cover. "'To Serve Dog'... that sounds promising! About time you started treating me as I deserve!" He grinned salaciously. "What does it suggest? Lots of treats? Long, romantic walks? Plenty of scratching... maybe even shagging?" He'd been trying to get Remus into bed since fifth year, but the werewolf had stubbornly refused to be got.
"Actually, no," Remus' eyes glinted mischievously as he showed Sirius the page he was reading, and Sirius' eyes went wide with horror.
"A cookbook! 'To Serve Dog' is a cookbook!"
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That should stop the unwanted advances. :D
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Ahh, Remus who "refused to be got" - he's delightful here.
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*was it a Korean cookbook?*
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So funny! *HUGS* Thank you so much!
love, lore
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