For Inspired_Ideas: Neville and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (G)j_lunaticJuly 26 2009, 17:55:07 UTC
Recipient: inspired_ideas Prompt: Neville and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Word count: 100 Rating: G. Warning: allusion to the AS/S Ship.
8:00am: An owl landed on what had been an appetising omelette. "We regret to inform you that your grandmother's condition has not improved...."
9:30am: Not only did someone break into his personal greenhouse to steal Venomous Tentacula cuttings, but the door was left unlatched, and Dugbogs got at the Mandrakes.
11:00am: Scorpius shoved Albus Severus into a heap of dragon dung. Can't they just have wallsex, like their fathers?
12:30pm: An owl landed next to his plate. "Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander invite you...." Neville crumpled the invitation, and wondered if he was too old to check into the infirmary.
Re: For Inspired_Ideas: Neville and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (G)inspired_ideasJuly 26 2009, 19:34:45 UTC
I love this! Thank you very much, and thanks too for keeping it to a 100 words. It's a challenge to paint a picture in that little amount of text but you did. The AS/S and even the H/D hint were great, along with Luna getting married to top it all off. Poor, poor, Neville.
Prompt: Neville and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Word count: 100
Rating: G. Warning: allusion to the AS/S Ship.
8:00am: An owl landed on what had been an appetising omelette. "We regret to inform you that your grandmother's condition has not improved...."
9:30am: Not only did someone break into his personal greenhouse to steal Venomous Tentacula cuttings, but the door was left unlatched, and Dugbogs got at the Mandrakes.
11:00am: Scorpius shoved Albus Severus into a heap of dragon dung. Can't they just have wallsex, like their fathers?
12:30pm: An owl landed next to his plate. "Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander invite you...." Neville crumpled the invitation, and wondered if he was too old to check into the infirmary.
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Can't they just have wallsex, like their fathers?
*giggles hysterically*
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love, lore
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SO MUCH LOVE. &hearts
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