Recipient: noeon Prompt: Draco cupcakes "Potter" sticky Word count: 127 and 146 Rating: PG, I suppose
Take One
Via Stealth Owl:
As you all know, since Voldemort died it's been really hard to get everyone together. We're all busy with our careers, and our children and our secret plans to rise up as the next Dark Lord and trample Potter's face into a paste. No one seems to have a spare moment to torture a few Muggles over a glass of something as ancient and rare as a the breath of dead children.
Please join me for a Death Eater Box Social on July the 31st, which I am sure you all know, is out Dark Day. I'm bringing cupcakes that taste of broken spectacles, failed heroism, and death.
Note: absolutely no treacle tart. It sticks to bloody everything and it was Potter's favorite.
D.I.M.
Take Two:Draco had a terrible secret and all the Hogwart's House Elves knew it. He swore them to secrecy, threatened, bullied, and bribed them to keep quiet. Dobby was still afraid of Draco Malfoy because it is hard to forget the child who chewed
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Prompt: Draco cupcakes "Potter" sticky
Word count: 127 and 146
Rating: PG, I suppose
Take One
Via Stealth Owl:
As you all know, since Voldemort died it's been really hard to get everyone together. We're all busy with our careers, and our children and our secret plans to rise up as the next Dark Lord and trample Potter's face into a paste. No one seems to have a spare moment to torture a few Muggles over a glass of something as ancient and rare as a the breath of dead children.
Please join me for a Death Eater Box Social on July the 31st, which I am sure you all know, is out Dark Day. I'm bringing cupcakes that taste of broken spectacles, failed heroism, and death.
Note: absolutely no treacle tart. It sticks to bloody everything and it was Potter's favorite.
D.I.M.
Take Two:Draco had a terrible secret and all the Hogwart's House Elves knew it. He swore them to secrecy, threatened, bullied, and bribed them to keep quiet. Dobby was still afraid of Draco Malfoy because it is hard to forget the child who chewed ( ... )
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The first is so tongue-in-cheek, the-Death-Eaters-rule that I almost swallowed my tongue laughing.
The second one, with the deep, dark, frosted secret was so sweetly twisted!
Well done!
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love, lore
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love, lore
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*g* Really great drabbles!
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I like both of these--well done!
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*dies of joy*
(I love the other one just as much, too!)
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