Cat's Birthday HP Drabblethon 5

[mctabby]

Sorted: 123 prompts! Blame the Cat(s).

Comments

[nextian]

Recipient: caboca
Rating: R.
Word Count: 100 exactly, woo!
Prompt: "You know," said Fred, "I didn't think there'd be condoms in Heaven."

--

"Heaven doesn't have to," says Padma, unwrapping it. "But I like being careful."

"Yes," Fred allows, "but honestly, Pads, you can take a point too -- ahhh --"

"I believe in precision." Padma checks to see that the condom is in place, pulls off her gloves. "Top marks. You know. Constant vigilance."

"Don't," Fred gasps, laughing, the dream of a room around them convulsing as he loses track of his line of thought, "Merlin's balls, I don't want to think of Moody, I'll lose it--"

Padma smiles, thoroughly unangelic. "There are some things Heaven doesn't have," she says, and lowers herself onto him.

[nextian]

Haha, I love me my dashes. Thank you so much!

[caboca]

... you know, when I gave this prompt, I crossed my fingers you'd use "Constant Vigilance!" and oh, my, god, you did! No words can describe the awesome. Thank you for it, it's totally what I hoped for, and more!

[And I love your ship, too.]

[nextian]

Hahah, great minds, man. Thank you for this prompt, it was extremely fun and I was crossing my fingers I would get it!

[lasultrix]

Those two crazy dead kids deserve each other!

(of course, had they been mid- rather than pre-coital, "I'll lose it" could have two very different interpretations. Just what effect does Mad-Eye really have on you, Fred?)

[nextian]

(... I'm embarrassed now because I was going definitely for ... mid-. But I'm glad it works both ways? Thank you, though!)

[lore]

Aww, poor Moody! But really fun drabble anyway. Thank you!

love, lore