My Nightmare Pairing Pledge for Buffy the Vampire Slayer I, snogged, do solemnly swear that my favorite character is Willow Rosenberg and my least favorite character is Andrew Wells. The mere thought of them doing naughty things together makes me whimper. However... given sufficient crack and an infinite number of monkeys, here's how some Willow/Andrew smut might happen (though I really, really hope it never does).
Plot device or deus ex machina: Andrew and Willow are both living in the Summers' house during Season 7. Pre-Kennedy flirtation. Willow sees Andrew walking out of the shower in nothing but a towel. Who makes the first move: Andrew. When the towel drops. Positions and/or kinks: Babbling, Apologies, Blushing Red Cheeks, Gay now?, Bisexual now?, Awkwardness Afterglow: Andrew invites her to play D&D. She casts a spell to make him forget it ever happened...and it doesn't backfire. Would I actually read or write this? Write it....no. Read it...umm...it would depend on the author.
Y'know, I suspected the Buffyverse might produce some great nightmare pairings - and this one is enough to make baby kittens weep. *scrubs brain again* Memory spell entirely justified.
I loved the Nightmare Pairing Pledge when it was around. And this is precisely why. Mr Collins mistaking Snape for Lady Catherine is a wonderful scenario that needs to happen. I like how you keep him in character by making him propose.
Where, oh where do the Austen fans keep their massive stash of Lady Catherine/Mr. Collins filth? Surely it exists... that fandom's had two centuries to create it!
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Do feel free to join in with a Willow nightmare, if you wish.
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I, snogged, do solemnly swear that my favorite character is Willow Rosenberg and my least favorite character is Andrew Wells. The mere thought of them doing naughty things together makes me whimper. However... given sufficient crack and an infinite number of monkeys, here's how some Willow/Andrew smut might happen (though I really, really hope it never does).
Plot device or deus ex machina: Andrew and Willow are both living in the Summers' house during Season 7. Pre-Kennedy flirtation. Willow sees Andrew walking out of the shower in nothing but a towel.
Who makes the first move: Andrew. When the towel drops.
Positions and/or kinks: Babbling, Apologies, Blushing Red Cheeks, Gay now?, Bisexual now?, Awkwardness
Afterglow: Andrew invites her to play D&D. She casts a spell to make him forget it ever happened...and it doesn't backfire.
Would I actually read or write this? Write it....no. Read it...umm...it would depend on the author.
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Y'know, I suspected the Buffyverse might produce some great nightmare pairings - and this one is enough to make baby kittens weep. *scrubs brain again* Memory spell entirely justified.
Well done! Bloody good nightmare. *applause*
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