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Given my recent surge of internet popularity, which was bound to happen sooner or later, it was only a matter of time before I received my first (hopefully not last) random instant message. I know you are all excited to know how this experiment went. So, for your pleasure.
hMoNgHaNgUrL: hI
Kothgar: oh yippie, i knew you would be instant messaging me sooner or later
hMoNgHaNgUrL: wHo iS tHiS
Kothgar: i missed you
Kothgar: i really did, but those pictures have gotten me through a few rough nights
hMoNgHaNgUrL: eWw...
Kothgar: "rough", if you know what i mean
Kothgar: and apparently you do
Kothgar: so, you've got three lines to identify yourself
Kothgar: starting...
Kothgar: now
hMoNgHaNgUrL: sOrRy, mUsT hAvE gOttEn wRoNg sN
Kothgar: hmmmm, if you say so
Kothgar: but i really don't believe you
Kothgar: you are rapidly losing my trust
Kothgar: and water
hMoNgHaNgUrL wants to directly connect.
Kothgar: both of which you need
hMoNgHaNgUrL is now directly connected.
Kothgar: hmmm, what does this mean for us?
hMoNgHaNgUrL: send me your pic
Kothgar: you can't see me, can you?
Kothgar: oh i see, one of those
Kothgar: ...
hMoNgHaNgUrL: sEnD mE yA pIc
Kothgar: first i must know who you are, and if you plan to subscribe to my magazine
hMoNgHaNgUrL: what is your magazine
Kothgar: that is not important now
Kothgar: try to focus
Kothgar: we are directly connected, this shouldn't be hard
hMoNgHaNgUrL: send me something that's has your pic of it
hMoNgHaNgUrL: i want to know who u are
Kothgar: i don't think physical appearance will help you know my soul any better
Kothgar: and i have been bearing that through this entire conversation
Kothgar: i want to know you...
Kothgar: are you ignoring me?
Kothgar: and we had such a good start
hMoNgHaNgUrL: no i am not ignoring you
hMoNgHaNgUrL: i just want to know your name
hMoNgHaNgUrL: where you are from
Kothgar: oh, i see i see
hMoNgHaNgUrL: and how old are you
Kothgar: hold on, let me look around for it
hMoNgHaNgUrL: guy or girl
Kothgar: whoa, slow down
Kothgar: the midgets are having trouble copying all of this down...
Kothgar: okay...
Kothgar: go ahead, they've caught up
Kothgar: hmmm, was that it?
Kothgar: i don't think we'll ever really know each other then
Kothgar: oh well, i've got to go now, this dead kid from new york needs the airport
hMoNgHaNgUrL: so no pic
Kothgar: please, later
Kothgar: i promise
hMoNgHaNgUrL: okay
hMoNgHaNgUrL: talk to you later
hMoNgHaNgUrL: hope to chat with you again
Kothgar: bye, bye
hMoNgHaNgUrL: call me
hMoNgHaNgUrL direct connection is closed.
Kothgar: very formal