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these are the people who are interested in me
Guy who asked for my number: I don't care how much of a fag it makes me, I fucking love Neil Patrick Harris.
Me: ಠ_ಠ
The worst part is that I actually gave him my number, because I have a mortal fear of hurting people's feelings and I was too drunk to think of an excuse. Now I will have to come up with some awkward way of ditching him in the future.
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I've seen this guy read this poem twice and it's amazing
The Guest Ellen
by David Ferry
The unclean spirits cry out in the body
Or mind of the guest Ellen in a loud voice
Torment me not, and in the fury of her unclean
Hands beating the air in some kind of unending torment-
Nobody witnessing could possibly know the event
That cast upon her the spell of this enchantment.
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posting original poetry like this is tumblr
So it's National Poetry Month! I love poetry so I'm going to try to post something every day, or at least every few days. Since this is day one I'll post an original poem.
I wrote this about a year ago in a poetry writing workshop. We had to use a specific format to write about our hometown. I thought about summer in Boston and how much I love ( Read more... ) -
LOL BAD PORN
Dear Verizon On-Demand,
Just because a movie has the word "vampire" in the title does not mean it is a horror film. Please do not automatically sort such films into the horror category where unsuspecting customers may misguidedly purchase them. Case in point: Lesbian Vampires.
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Stolen from Chash
1. Tell me one thing you love about me.
2. Tell me two things you love about yourself.
3. Look through the comments... when you see someone you know, tell them three things you love about them.
4. Do this in your journal so I can tell you what I love about YOU. -
December 4, 1988
What was the #1 song the day you were born? Google the date and #1 song and then post your #1 song on your LJ - preferably with a Youtube vid if you can find one!
The 80s were truely the pinnacle of cheesy magnificence.
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