So I decided to post another Happier post, like I was living two lives, one HAPPY one not as happy.

[mdal]

Going to judge at ASU, I am going to re-enter the world of Speech and Debate Highschool Style, I am ready to write scathing remarks on unsuspecting competitors, responses like: "I wanted to impale my eye with my pen so that I would be unable to continue watching your preformance and thus save my self from the agony that is your acting." OR "Please

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[rogue_richek]

Fuck nice.

If the judges were nice (or competant for that matter) things would never get done. I say, let the little bastards cry. If they leave speech, you win. If they cant handle your awsome judging power and attempt Sepuku (Ritualized suicide), we all win and the world will be a better place. We dont want any panzy ass, "matt, the super sexy speech overlord, gave me a bad review, woe is me" people in speech. Its your sword duty as a judge to weed these people out and quash any dreams they might have had. And goddamnit, I would be proud to do it.

Peace and penguins
Brandon

*removes tounge from cheek"

[mdal]

Curse your pouting ways, I am a sucker for a girl who pouts....That doesn't mean that I am giving you the 1 though, that means that you will have to pay me CASH...or be amazing, like you normally are.

-Matt

[cheekykali69]

I'm sure we did plenty of crushing- except we wrote really loving messages to those we liked, "I love your piece (cross out) You. (cross out) Your piece." We should have added "of ass" to that one. Get it? Piece of ass? I am so witty. Why do we get exhausted when everyone else was competing? "Stop being so assume`---assume---assumptive."

[mdal]

Yeah assumpitive...so great well done Kali.
Yeah, I learned I love the expos of Merry Regan...cause it was fantastic.

-Matt