some things suck.

me sitting here with this optimistic hopelessness...

...is one of them.

there's a green water bottle sitting in front of me with hundred proof smirnoff inside.

its taunting the hell out of me.

simply put: amazing.

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alright.

lets rendezvous.

im listening to trick daddy right now.

sometimes im amazed with the inappropriateness that is me.

look at that word, its seriously 47 minutes long.

anyway.

ohhh snap.

my rooms kind of a mess. wait no. it is a mess ( Read more... )

ugggggh.

this stupid spanish paper.

its only a page long. honestly, this should've been done at like, 9.

i jus spent an hour on facebook?

who does that? who? not normal people ( Read more... )

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someone should tell me not to write abstract entries when im drunk.

seriously.

its like that whole "friends tell you to stop drinking, best friends get you to puke" thing.

so, some of you need to step it up. thanks.

hahahahahahahahaha, only you would write something like this:

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