Doctor's Visit
Had a trip to the Doctor that resulted in her referring me for an ultrasound.
My best friend offered to go with me, because she's a very supportive sort of person like that.
However, this prompted me to ask myself two things.
First, where exactly, is that ultrasound going to go?
And second, if it's going where I suspect... Well, I needed to take a moment and evaluate the friendship. I'm not even sure what level of friendship you have to reach where being in that room together becomes as casual as getting a Mrs. Fields cookie at the mall, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say we're not quite there. Or, I'm not anyway. I'm still adjusting to the idea that my near future will include a very intimate relationship with a radiologist.
I told her that Hallmark should really make a card for these awkward medical moments.
This one would read,
"It was a pleasure having you in my vagina; thanks for not making it weird."
My best friend offered to go with me, because she's a very supportive sort of person like that.
However, this prompted me to ask myself two things.
First, where exactly, is that ultrasound going to go?
And second, if it's going where I suspect... Well, I needed to take a moment and evaluate the friendship. I'm not even sure what level of friendship you have to reach where being in that room together becomes as casual as getting a Mrs. Fields cookie at the mall, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say we're not quite there. Or, I'm not anyway. I'm still adjusting to the idea that my near future will include a very intimate relationship with a radiologist.
I told her that Hallmark should really make a card for these awkward medical moments.
This one would read,
"It was a pleasure having you in my vagina; thanks for not making it weird."