Comments | mdiddy8: christ on a leash

mdiddy8

christ on a leash

Jul 06, 2005 13:00

all right. let's get a few things straight. if i were god, some serious changes would go down. i know many of you have heard me say this before, but if i had the option of granting immortality, i wouldn't give it to people like mother teresa. instead, here is my list of a few beings that i would rather not see dead ( Read more... )

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felagund5 July 6 2005, 18:29:30 UTC

Let's see:

Mandela - Once he got his own theme song, it was all over...

Bausili - I'm slightly afraid of what he might do with immortality...

Ben Stein - On a random note, my brother had a drink with him. Of course, my brother's was a Coke and Stein's was a 7-Up, but interesting all the same. What ever happened to "Win Ben Stein's Money"?

Chris Rock - Damn Straight.

Elmo - For some reason, I always wanted to wring his neck. Possibly to keep him from laughing...

Ozzy - Talk about a self-esteem boost...

Gandhi - But then the hunger strike would be ineffective...

Moore - The model American...hmm...

Carlin - But older...

Depp - And have endless generations of teenage girls idolize him? Sorry, I think I wouldn't be able to handle the torture...

On a side note, apparently Martha Stewart shared your appellation (M Diddy) in prison...

mdiddy8 July 6 2005, 18:51:23 UTC

totally agree with you on "ben stein's money"!! what happened??

and as far as martha stewart goes, to make an intelligent, well-reasoned point ...

deaded m stizzle. dead ... ed.

-mer

mercuryfalling_ July 6 2005, 20:39:03 UTC

A agree to most of those. But MM should die. I actually have a MAD magazine that lists the ways Michael Moore will probably die. I'm going to go find it and post them, because I remember it was hilarious. And that John Basedow page is absolutely hysterical.

thesegreeneyes July 7 2005, 03:10:26 UTC

i remember in idt when you'd talk about how ben stein should never die. i totally agree. aahhaha.

sonic_dre July 10 2005, 20:45:36 UTC

well if Johnny Depp became immortal, i have to say that Tim Burton would also have to become immortal; lets face it, the two of them cant be seen in public not holding hands. But hey ya gotta admit, they make quite an acting-directing duo. Then we'd have that for the rest of eternity.