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[mdiddy8]

THIS JUST IN:

Mrs. Glenn (de Luna)'s husband's name is ... drumroll please ...

JUPITER.

that's right. JUPITER DE FUCKING LUNA.

this is either the pimpest thing i've ever heard of ... or the most insanely, idiotically, bizarrely, RIDONKULOUSLY stupid thing i've ever heard.

what is the world coming to?

Comments

[yourfairlady]

His name actually isn't de Luna; it's just Jupiter Luna.
In those cultures, wives get the "de" with the name because it literally means she is "of," or belongs to, him. She's his possession.
Yeah. Not so cool.

But veryvery funny. I also love her boyfriend/pet-same-name stories.

[cardnav]

It sounds like a hero from some trashy novel.

"Jupiter let his heavenly moons caress her..."

[o0o_snap]

thats like Kel in All That.....

Jupiter.

[thequaker]

hah hah ah. oh mrs glenn. i was saying mr corcoran was hot, and she was like 'well, i guess so. but i kind of like guys with you know, darker skin'

hel.

[love_is_802]

like, as in jupiter of the moon????

that's fricken awesome. in a wierd way. lol