Dad (holding child): What should we name him? Mom: Parker. Dad: It's a boy, not a girl. So we can't park *her* anywhere! Mom: No, Parker. Dad: Hey, he may be a large baby, but that's no reason to insult him for the result of his life. Mom: Not "Porker," it's... oh nevermind.
I can almost see your dad doing that just so you weren't named "Parker." Besides, it's not an easy name to moan in ecstasy. I'm much more pleased with... oh wait, we haven't gotten there yet!
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Mom: Parker.
Dad: It's a boy, not a girl. So we can't park *her* anywhere!
Mom: No, Parker.
Dad: Hey, he may be a large baby, but that's no reason to insult him for the result of his life.
Mom: Not "Porker," it's... oh nevermind.
I can almost see your dad doing that just so you weren't named "Parker." Besides, it's not an easy name to moan in ecstasy. I'm much more pleased with... oh wait, we haven't gotten there yet!
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