I'm Getting Laid, Or I'm Getting Lied To [ list meme ]
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? I'm not sure.
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? No, probably not.
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? Eating amazing seafood outside while it starting raining.
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? Yes.
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I don't know. I assume not.
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Pulp's "Like A Friend."
7. What exactly are you wearing right now? An oversized t-shirt, no pants. All day.
8. How often do you listen to music? Everyday!
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Jeans, but it's close.
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2013? Where I live, where I work, and whether or not I work - so, yes.
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? More antisocial, but not anti-social.
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? ... No.
13. What about ‘R’? Also no.
14. Can you drive a stick shift? No!
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? I'd want to know they talking shit more than I care what they say.
16. Are you going out of town soon? Probably.
17. When was the last time you cried? Recently.
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yes.
19. If you could change your eye color, would you? Maybe. I'd like a lighter green.
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes.
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. I can't seem to get anything of significance done. This has been three days of lounging on the couch, napping and feeling sorry for myself.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? If I want them to.
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? No.
24. What are you sitting on right now? A couch.
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? No, but I'm not broken up about it.
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes.
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? No one.
28. Do you get a lot of colds? Small seasonal, inconvenient ones, yeah.
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? A vampire store in Philadelphia.
30. Does anyone hate you? Probably. Wait - Yes.
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? If I do, not even I know about them.
32. Do you like watching scary movies? I do.
33. Do you want your tongue pierced? No thank you.
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2011, although the end of 2010 had it's moments.
35. Did you have a dream last night? Yes.
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? A while ago.
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? It's unlikely.
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? God, I hope so.
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? No. I find it hard to believe other people actually think about me. It's a mental disconnect I have.
40. Did you have a good day yesterday? Same as today.
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Two months ago? No.
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? Possibly.
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes. Not romantically, as a friend.
44. What’s the best part about school? Being around the people you like almost every day.
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Yes...
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? I used to.
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Unwillingly.
48. Were you single over the last summer? Yes, I was.
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? No.
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Packing, cleaning, or sleeping.
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? Nah, he's cool.
52. Are you nice to everyone? I'm polite.
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes, if TV characters count.
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I'd like to think so.
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? I don't think so, but I don't think I'm qualified to answer that.
56. Do you think you like someone? I think I thought I'd try.
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Yes.
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Girls mostly.
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? Probably all of them at one time or another.
60. Do you hate anyone? The emotion would be wasted, so no.
61. How’s your heart? There's life in it yet!
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? This is an obvious yes. The alternative is I've never been embarassed or dejected.
63. Have you ever cried over a guy? I have.
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? I don't know, and don't care.
65. Are your toenails painted pink? Boney as ever.
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? As likely as not.
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? When appropriate.
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? I don't recall.
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? The former tenant of my apartment.
70. How do you look right now? Hot mess.
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? As close as I'll probably ever get.
72. Can you commit to one person? It's nice to think so.
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes.
74. Have you ever felt replaced? Yeah.
75. Did you wake up cranky? If someone else wakes me up.
76. Are you a jealous person? I can be.
77. Are relationships ever worth it? Generally, yes.
78. Anyone you’re giving up on? Yep.
79. Currently wanting to see anyone? Right now I wouldn't want them to see me.
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? Go to the store.
81. Last person you cried in front of? It might have been a roomful of people, but that was months ago.
82. Is there someone you will never forget? There are a lot of people I'll never forget.
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? No.
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Sitting on the couch, watching TV, probably working on separate computers, maybe leg touching a bit.
85. Are you over your past? That's a no.
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Physically? Sometimes. Romantically - not that I recall.
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? No.
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Unwarranted gifts are always a bad sign.
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? How drunk am I?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? No.
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? It's unlikely.
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? Yes...?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? I don't think so.
94. Were you in a relationship in January? No. How was it going? Nonexistently
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? Conflicted.
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Very. He's also gay.
97. Who do you have texts from? The usual assortment of people.
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Do you see any similarity between this person and me?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes.
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? Just me.
101. Ever kissed under fireworks? No.
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? Yes.
All day, every day.