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If a slime monster regurgitates a non-organic dinner in the woods, and no one is in the instant-death radius created by the ensuing radiation, will little Johnny from Kansas be disowned by his half-vampire parents for failing his math quiz ( Read more... )

the big day is finally here. 20...wow. I feel old =-O

break out the saline and depends already!!! for crying out loud... :p

worst fucking nights sleep ever. EVER!!!

unless I'm being attacked by a bunch of flaming pirahnas, I am never going to sleep angry again

ps: who the hell gets sick in the summer? its the fricken summer for crying out loud! :-/

Yea, that perfectly describes my mood right now. I'm JUST DUCKY how about you ( Read more... )

I really need a bedtime ( Read more... )

first time using the swiffer wet jet and I sprayed it all over my foot

if I ever decide to become a cleaning lady, please just shoot me

Okay, that's it. I had thought before that I was not of right mind, but now I have been convinced that I am officially certifiable. I bought something from the snack vending machine today, and after the purchase was made, the vending machine electronic readout displayed, "Thank you." I replied, "Sure, no problem." Yes, that is correct. I replied to ( Read more... )

Why do I even bother filling out these dumb quizzes...I am such a tool ( Read more... )

Stole this from Duckie...this fricken made my night. You just have to see this to believe it.

Anyway...without further ado. This link is what I look like very late at night :p

http://www.livejournal.com/community/sex_not_sxe/16129.html