The past couple days/weeks have reminded me why I sometimes work out twice a day, rather than hang out with friends. I just wanna say frosted flakes.

I'm currently guarding a house due to recent break-ins. I know I don't have a steady job, but doing stuff like this makes me feel amazing, mostly because it's just me, working out for an entire weekend, ready kick ass at the drop of a hat.

Also, fight on the 18th. Universal mall. $10. Be there, even if just to see me get hit.

Lost my fight on Saturday. Ref stopped at the end of the first round, because even though I was blocking every punch, I apparently "wasn't defending myself." Whatever. Next one on the 18th of August. Make it, at least for my birthday.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! This Saturday in the Universal Mall!!!! $10 for spectators. I have to pay more, because I get to hit somebody and not go to jail! Come see me in a full-contact MMA match. Legal in Michigan since May 8th, I'm taking full advantage of really getting into the MMA circuit. Amateur shows aren't that good, but I feel ( Read more... )

Well, this is probably going to be received the wrong way by people it's not intended for, but whatev, I'm a sucker for blanket statements. Girls are stupid. That is all.

recap, yo:

I won my fight yesterday in the first round by triangle choke

I then received a medal that read, "Let's get ready to bang."

Sometimes company is overrated, and most of the time, it's the stupid mistakes that haunt the worst.

I'm not a globetrotter.

Kryptic messages, and lost rosetta stones. Missing the point, and not paying attention anyway. Taxes are done, can't wait for some money. Not free money, as so many people say, because I already worked for it once. F that yo. Met someone new. I enjoy the company.

I'm awesome, mostly because I'm pretty sure I have a fight two weeks from tomorrow. I'm gonna go train tomorrow at this place and see how I feel about it. If I feel good, I'm gonna kick some ass, but if not, I'm gonna sit this one out and just keep training. Ended up in 4th at my BJJ tourney, and lost 3rd by 1 point, so whatever. I really like ( Read more... )

Hey, I'm not in jail.

P.S. I'm not dead, either.

So, I'm a wanted man and I work for a company with a big giraffe. I work seasonal midnights for said company along with working at extreme gymnastics. I just got done being the hottest stockboy in the world, and I have to go to work at extreme at 8:30. Then I have to get this warrant taken off my head. I don't want to go to jail. I've made a lot of ( Read more... )