My JoBros Manifesto (Or How My Brain Doesn't Compute The Concept Of Shame Anymore)

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Road To Perdition

A few weeks ago, I told my ever so patient coffeecocktails how I reallyreallyreally wanted to make a giant post about my hilariously untimely obsession with the Jonas Brothers, but that I wasn't going to do that because: a. I felt guilty and embarrassed enough for talking her ear off about them (repeatedly; ugh.) and b. I didn't want to single-

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ETA - The boys' reactions to being asked HOW THEY MASTURBATE. No, really. *ROTFL*

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[FFW to 0:35]

Nick's sharp intake of breath.

Nick shaking his head in disbelief.

Kevin's ORLY face.

Nick laughing/headdesking.

Joe's "OMIGOD."/almost choking on his water.

Nick turning to look at Joe. OBVIOUS, MUCH, NICK J?!.

GUH. SEE WHY I'M IN THIS FANDOM?!

ETA - What does "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick." mean? x'D

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Embarrassing them is apparently a national sport.

I LLLLLOVE IT.

And, AGAIN, Nick turns to look at Joe. You're making this way too easy, bb. Just sayin'.

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Excerpt from the Details feature on Joe going solo:

Joe doesn't much look like a Jonas Brother anymore. Gone is his telltale luxurious sweep of black hair. Now it's cropped in a look one of his handlers likes to call "Top Gun-Tom Cruise," and he's wearing a rakish beard and mustache, along with skinny jeans that hang low enough to reveal the pattern on his boxers. These signs of testosterone seem to defy the boy band's squeaky-clean image-the three brothers wore "purity rings," pledging chastity until marriage. Joe, 21, looks all grown up. And there isn't a purity ring in sight.

"'Does anyone ever tell you you look like Joe Jonas?' I get that a lot," Joe says in his mild, soft-spoken way. "Or they'll say, 'You're so much cuter in person.' Or 'Where are your brothers?'" He laughs. "It's not like we wake up in the same bed."

Huh?! Um, okay, Joe.

Best. Non sequitur. Ever. xD

ETA - Watch me going .Gifzilla on you. [Joick Domesticity]

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ETA - Watch me going .Gifzilla on you. [Concert Joick 1]

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