Fandom: Angel (AtS)
Title: Numfar's New Job
Character(s): Numfar
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Numfar earns some supplemental income.
Numfar stared blankly at the piece of paper in front of him.
The family was in need of extra earnings ever since Krevlornswath had come and damaged the Pylean economy. (Numfar had been made to do the Dance of Shame for days.) A young lawyer representing the Wolf, the Ram, and the Hart had approached him one afternoon with this opportunity. Numfar regarded the task as ridiculous, but the lawyer insisted he was perfect for the job.
He leaned in toward the microphone and began his first voiceover.
“You have reached ritual sacrifice. For goats, press one, or say ‘goats’.”