shout out to mah boo!

[meadbench]

This is just an official entry to allow Mike (once I get more livejournal-savvy, I'm going to do that thingy where I can cut in his lj name) to post absurd comments. I guess I should start actually posting soon, but in the meantime, gotta have something here, yeah?

Comments

MWAHH

[medicinal_scent]

I'm very excited.

Baby's all grown up; gots herself a apartment, she be postin'... my Lawd.

So yeah, the internet is out at my house right now... boo. So I'm at Alderman Library doing responsible things, and also LiveJournal. Giddyup.

*You're* scared? I have to walk back out of here alone!

[medicinal_scent]

I'm making a pizza the size of the sun,
a pizza that's sure to weigh more than a ton,
a pizza too massive to pick up and toss,
a pizza resplendent with oceans of sauce.

I'm topping my pizza with mountains of cheese,
with acres of peppers, pimentos, and peas,
with mushrooms, tomatoes, and sausage galore,
with every last olive they had at the store.

My pizza is sure to be one of a kind,
my pizza will leave other pizzas behind,
my pizza will be a delectable treat
that all who love pizza are welcome to eat.

The oven is hot, I believe it will take
a year and a half for my pizza to bake.
I hardly can wait till my pizza is done,
my wonderful pizza the size of the sun.

Attribution

[medicinal_scent]

-Jack Prelutsky