I hate those people who drink a lot of coffee and do nothing but brush their teeth once a day and have this fabulously white smiles.

It's just not fair

a bright yellow stapler has been sitting on my desk for the last week or so.

Every time I saw it I subconsiously wondered whose it was.

Today I picked it up to use it, and immediately threw it down again.

It shocked me. He had been waiting that whole time for me to try to use it.

My boss is a bigger prankster than Neil and Alex combined.

I love you guys but...

The f-ing Physics department is going to Montreal.

$100 for the bus, 2 nights stay, and dinner and breakfast both days, and transport and admission into the Planetarium.

PLUS: the physics kids are going.

I wonder if they will let me meet them in Montreal and give me some type of a deal....

hey...you should come too

So less than 2 weeks in and I get a paycheque for the first two days of work.

Guess who's making way more than they initially thought?

THIS GUY

So I made it to Ottawa,

please give me a call

613 746 9000

or write me a letter (no letter bombs Neil)

231 Beechwood Ave,
Ottawa, ON
K1M 1L2

1. Drink a lot Saturday night. Prove once and for all to the physics students that you are crazy ( Read more... )

cheese does not freeze particularily well

BOOYAH

kicking quantum physics ass, 101....

bring it on diffys and stat phys

you got nothing

Oh what a loser I am

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Employer: National Research Council ( Read more... )