Weirdly, as impossible it is for my noggin to keep mundane tasks straight, I don't write to-do lists all that often. BUT I CAN SEE THE SHIMMERING GLORY OF SUMMER AHEAD, and it's full of small tasks that can easily fly under my radar.

A to-do list it is! This is the purpose of LJ, right?

1.Request transcript from UW
2.E-mail people (Jennifer, ( Read more... )

I did it.

Okay, I'm freaking the fuck out. I'm down to the wire- grades are due tomorrow for professors- and I still have one paper to turn in. To DO, actually. It was due Tuesday. I thought I was doing so fucking well, and all of my finals are at least a day late ( Read more... )

I've never cut anyone out of my life before, no matter how horribly they've treated me ( Read more... )

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The sad reality of the comics sliding scale of misogyny:

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1.Think I'm some victim? _____ 10.whoreswhoreswhoreswhores

1.Procrastinate

Congratulations! You have reached the conclusion of an enriching experience, you blossoming adult you.

Now is an inopportune time to start watching surreal shit, since I've got so much procrastinating to do, but hey. Why not:

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Weighty stuff, right? I just know some Korean-speaking Teletubbies will meet me in my dreams. They'll ( Read more... )

Sometimes I question my choice in majors, because whenever I write a paper I get America: Fuck Yeah! stuck in my head for HOURS.

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"America" is used more often than any other word in this paper. I haven't, you know, counted, but it probably is. It's kind of a hard word to substitute. You can work around "the" and "that" a lot easier, actually. ( Read more... )

I ate an entire box of holiday nerds in the last twenty-four hours. Don't go thinking it was one of those little boxes. Oh no. It was a motherfucking seven ounce box of nerds ( Read more... )

I wish this were easy as kickin' it to the registrar and saying, “Hey, UNT, I've been hanging around here for a semester, this summer cool with you?” And they'd know I want to just get my social research on and leave, so they'd be like, “I got you girl, you can register for classes now ( Read more... )

"Is this bitch for real?" is the most frustrating my life gets at this point ( Read more... )