Andy was in the living room, relaxing on the couch, letting his leg air out, and watching the nightly news. At Joey's yell he straightened up a little. "What?"
She followed the sound of his voice to the living room and smiled briefly at the way he was sprawled on the couch. Leaning over the back of the furnature, she ruffled his hair. "That dipstick Allie married. He has a herd of kids. And I'm not joking. 'Proud biological father...' Now can I kill him? Just a little?"
She stood up and put her hands on her hips, looking at him in exasperation because she has to explain things to him. With a sigh, "He jerked off at a spank bank and apparently four unfortunate women got his baby goo. And he's proud of this. Bragging all over the internet like he made these great kids."
She frowned as she studied her husband thoughtfully. "Allie is married to a guy who has four kids wandering around out there. I'd kill you if you sprang that sort of surprise on me. I mean it."
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She frowned as she studied her husband thoughtfully. "Allie is married to a guy who has four kids wandering around out there. I'd kill you if you sprang that sort of surprise on me. I mean it."
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