.13th strike. [Text]

[mean_left_hook]

I never got my protein bars.

Thanks for nothing scientists.

Comments

[notawaterimp]

Akihiko, I would like to direct your attention to something, if you have a moment.

[mean_left_hook]

If it doesn't have nutritional value, I don't care right now.

[notawaterimp]

Oh, it's very nutritious. <3

[mean_left_hook]

Oh, well then.

Go ahead.

you look mightily nutritious yourself, o red-vest-clad snackie!

[omnom_pplz]

 

OH SHI ITS VELOCIRAPTOR GET IN THE CAR.

[mean_left_hook]

A-are you-

Are you a velociraptor?

SHIT THE CARS DON'T WORK YOU'RE SO SCREWED

[omnom_pplz]

 

I PUT ON MY WIZARDS HAT.

[mean_left_hook]

I'm skinny.

You don't want to eat me.

[kurainoyume]

Okay, I've got the most important question of all time for you Akihiko kun. Are you and Shinji an item? You sort of act like a spurned ex-girlfriend sometimes you know.

[mean_left_hook]

Shinji and I, an item?

I don't want to talk about Shinji right now!

[kurainoyume]

Oh yes, I forgot you had a bit of a spat didn't you?

[mean_left_hook]

I could care less what you think of me, but I'm not answering anything on that subject.

Right now, we're not on speaking terms.

[aquamarine]

Geez, Akihiko. You used to be cool.

Then you came here. [Sigh]

Ah well. You're still my favorite party member anyway.

[mean_left_hook]

It's easy to be cool under controlled and familiar conditions.

When I'm in my element, I'm unstoppable.

I could care less what you think of me, I don't even know you.

Party member? You're no one I'd want to party with buddy.

[aquamarine]

Excuses, excuses.

You don't know when you'll be going back, right? Might as well get used to it.

Fair enough. I said my piece.

Oh, no worries from me then.

[mean_left_hook]

Excuses?

Throw an experienced soldier trained for the tundra into the rainforest. Environment is half the battle, if you control the land you control the outcome.

I just need some time to adapt.

Bye.

[what_scruples]

I could sell you some. For a very reasonable price.

[mean_left_hook]

Seriously?

How much?

[what_scruples]

50000 Pence.

Alternatively, your left kidney.

[mean_left_hook]

50000 pence? What is that in Yen?

I'm not giving you my kidney, I like it where it is!