A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A Rabbi sits down beside him and starts to eat some matzos (a flat thin rough surfaced unleavened bread eaten during the Passover).
He gives a piece to the blind man. A couple of minutes later, the blind man says "Who wrote this junk?"
Sitting here watching Australia struggle against Ireland in the Rugby world cup (wow wouldnt it be cool to see the Aussie get a kicking!) without my dog!!!
She's been dognapped and I havent yet had a ransom demand ....