26th Shuriken ➣ [Action / Voice]

[meanandgreen]

[You know what's not cool? Gaining eight hundred pounds over night. Yeah, no. Raph wouldn't recommend it. He also wouldn't recommend waking up in the wreckage of wooden splinters that was once your bed because it collapsed under said weight. He also wouldn't recommend waking up a giant lizard that looks all too familiar, scaring the crap out of

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[doubleppk]

[Fujiko had meant to take her time and just watch the chaos for a change. However, her lifelong dream was at hand! Finally the impossible could be had! And she could ride a T-Rex. OH THE SPARKLES. OH THE GLORY. So without a second thought as to the apparent danger and problems with trying to ride a giant lizard that would love nothing more than to devour people whole or rip them to shreds, Fujiko hopped on the reptile's neck, waving a wide-brimmed hat.]

YEE-HAW!! [Now to just not fall off.]

[not_gamera]

[Raph's just on his way to hunt when he feels something drop on top of him, light like someone would feel a raindrop or a wet leave falling from above. But then it's yelling in his ear and digging into his neck and man could this day quit getting any worse?

He cranes his neck to try to catch a glimpse of his assailant, obviously peeved.]

Hugh!? G'off me!

[doubleppk]

Don't want to! It's like a giant T-Rex.

[Though as a lizard, she's not sure how to hold on with knees alone. This plan always made more sense in her head.]

[not_gamera]

[Yeah, well, he's just gonna reach up, grab her by the collar of whatever shirt she may be wearing, and pluck her off him, setting her gently on the ground.

Fujiko. He's not sure if he should be relieved or horrified. Today's seriously sucked, but he doesn't really want her to see him like this either.]

F-Fu...[Fuck. Stupid dinosaur mouth giving him speech impediments.] Fuji...