the ninth; VOICE; why meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[meand_myshadow]

[His voice is overly solemn, with emphasis on words making him sound like he is some sort of Shakespearean character who's spent to long in Exaggeration Land. Life is quite clearly unfair, and he is here to make sure everybody realises how dire their lives have become >.>]

Woe! Woe be this day! This frightfully, inconceivably disastrous day

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[acrownofstars]

You need to relax.

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[meand_myshadow]

Relax? How can I relax? The sky may as well be falling!

This is terrible! Beyond terrible! This is dire.

IS GOOD

[acrownofstars]

No, you just sound like your head is screwed on wrong. Relax. Life's good, you know? No cannibalistic brothers, no psycho mothers, spouses who care about you. You know, it's the good life.

[meand_myshadow]

But there is still pain! There is still suffering!

And this-- this thing, this pain! I can feel it...

[inthe_past]

It seems just being here leads to misfortune.

[meand_myshadow]

Yes! Yes it does! It's unbearable!

[eelyweeds]

aw babydoll you need yourself some company?

[meand_myshadow]

No, nothing can help this tragedy...

[un_rememorable]

Oh, come now.

It is not all that terrible, really. You just need some ice cream.

[meand_myshadow]

It is that terrible! It is unfixable by ice cream!

[voice]

[shadeofspring]

IT'S DARK AND TERRIFYING Get out of here, while you can.

Re: [voice]

[meand_myshadow]

Darkness is good! Good I say! Embrace it you fool! Embrace it!

Re: [voice]

[shadeofspring]

I'M A CHILD OF THE SUN.