Aranian Theory of Life

[meandmeorme]

The philosophy by which I live my everyday life is .....everyone and everything sucks. My goal in life? To get as many hours of sleep as I can, all the while remembering that EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE SUCKS!!! I think I call this philosophy the AranianTheory of Life. I will not have followers cause CLEARLY EVERYONE SUCKS!! So...it's more of an

Comments

[mary87]

If everything sucks and everyone sucks, then doesn't that mean you suck.

[meandmeorme]

Well...i'm happy to know that u know what 'everyone' means...yes I do suck, so do u!

[mad_r_scientist]

Great theory! Gives people a healthy dose of reality