{Dream ~ 3}
[ooc: Zal, stop humoring my crack :|]
“You asshole, you stood me up!”
A leaf placed itself over another in an imitation of folded arms, and a loud harrumph escaped the gigantic plant as he stuck his face up into the air. Those with good perception could have noticed his pursed lips to be a brighter shade of red than usual.
Before any assertions could be made about that, though, the scene switched over to a sheepish looking Danny Fenton, in his everyday garb except for a messily put on bow-tie. He was looking down at the ground, shuffling his feet and rubbing one of his arms.
“I thought what we had was special!” Audrey II roared, which made Danny wince and cower.
“It’s not you, it’s me!” the teenager replied, looking quite pained. Audrey snarled. “Course it’s you, you’re delicious!” he snapped back, vines tapping impatiently against the floor as he waited for anything new.
Danny peeked at the plant before looking back down. “I-I know, and I’m sorry.” Audrey snorted in skepticism. “I am! I just have this problem with… Eating…” The plant laughed at that. Loudly. “Well, you gotta make it up for me now!”
“Y-yeah, about that, I was thinking-a-ah, what!?” Danny was cut mid-sentence by a vine wrapping itself around his ankle. Before he knew it, he was dangling upside down right above Audrey’s grinning maw. “I’m still hungry.” Down Danny went, his yelling muffled when the plant’s teeth closed around him.
With a loud slurping sound, Audrey II pulled out a perfectly bare skeleton, save for the foot that had been spared the tragedy. Belching loudly, he snapped a rib off and picked his teeth, chortling in satisfaction.
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Audrey remains bundled up in his leaves, a sound somewhat resembling 'delicious' making itself heard.