I have most of the day off until 4:30, so I looked around the house and realized that it's a disaster zone. So after I type this short but incredibly meaningful post, I am going to get to work with the vacuuming, window washing, and laundry folding that needs to be done around here. It's not like it's the dirtiest, most unhygenic house ever in ( Read more... )

So one of my girls at dance, Kayla, age 13, tells me that when she grows up she wants to be a playboy model. I tell her that's not a very good aspiration, and she replies, "I have the body for it so why not?" Well, sweetheart, most older men think that the "body" includes a full figure with breasts and an ass. If not, they are probably creepy ( Read more... )

We got another doggie the other day. She was at the shelter just laying there looking all depressed, so Lynda took her and called me ( Read more... )

So I have Mondays off normally... I don't have dance and I don't have Banfield (the pet hospital) but I also don't have James to keep me company because he has to work all day. This sucks because my schedule requires ME to work all day on Sundays now (well 9-6, but I consider that pretty much all damn day). So our weekends together are basically ( Read more... )

I've been doing well as far as going to the gym with my sister... we generally go M, W, and F at like 3 and stay for about an hour. We do some weights, abs, and then use the ellipticals for a half hour. I would run on the treadmill but it hurts my chest... and my legs... and pretty much every other part of my body. Plus I remember talking to ( Read more... )

We made plans last night to go out to BlackFinn... me, James, my friends Jennifer, Tara, and Katy from dance, and Jennifer and Tara's boys of the moment ( Read more... )

I'm starting to forget what it was like to have nothing to do all day. And now that I am used to working again, it's kind of boring to sit at home. I'm gonna do some laundry, then run to the bank and the grocery store... but other than that I am just kind of chilling out, watching Saved By The Bell and drinking my coffee, occasionally retrieving ( Read more... )

When I watch Jerry Springer, I am immediately uplifted ( Read more... )

I learned from other Nutrisystem people that an SV is a scale victory, like "I lost 25 pounds!" And then there are NSVs, or Non-Scale Victories, which are just random things like "I can see my feet again!" Granted, my weight problems were never that drastic... but I still managed to have an NSV today ( Read more... )

This is to Stephen. I'm not making it a private post because I'm lazy, so just don't bother reading it, because you will not be entertained, and you will not be any smarter for your time. I haven't decided whether or not I even need to dignify him with a response, but I do feel like he brought up a lot of issues that I need to address because I ( Read more... )