DAMN YOU HELEN KELLER...

[meanie_mcgee]

So I come home from work last night to find my mom there waiting for me. She says, "Thank God you're home, we have to go pick up your dad from the Douglas County Correctional Center"....yeah that's right...."Umm why Mom?" and my mom replied, "Well your Dad hit someone" "Oh like a Car?" "No Meghan, like a person"...holy shit....so apparently my Dad

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[xmoralsx]

i was reading this and really really hoping that your dad punched a deaf blind man........that would be totally awesome.....or maybe not