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[measse]

Still lookin' around for a suitable Maia for myself. I just want someone to go to kareoke bars with me and cause a little destruction on weekends. But not enough destruction to cause another apocalypse or start a new Age or something.

*floats around Minas Tirith*

Ooh, how about you!

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[eomer_of_rohan]

Um, me...? What did I do?

[measse]

You're good at that destruction thing, but not so much as to get me into big trouble with Daddy (like poor Ossë, got himself all demoted and junk). And you're pretty amusing for a mortal, the way you make Oromë get all twitchy sometimes.

Anyway, being a Maia isn't that hard. It's got some good benefits too. Life and health insurance, dental and vision, the works. There's just the mandatory kareoke/destruction contract. Apart from that, there's no strings attached. It also looks impressive on a resumé that you were selected by a Valier to be her personal Maia.

o.O !!!

[eomer_of_rohan]

...

You have a point about the resume.

.............

All right then, my lady...er, ma'am...ah, how should I address you?

And is this going to hurt...?

((*LOL*))

[measse]

Yes yes, of course I have a point.

Just call me Meássë, though you could call me "ma'am" or "my lady" if you really want to.

And no, my mun favors you so it won't hurt. Much. Just put on this frilly pink tutu and do a little dance while singing "I'm A Little Teapot."

...

Ahaha, just kidding. Hoo boy, you should have seen the look on your face! *NOOGIE* Okay, so you're my new Maia. I'll send you my schedule so you can know when I'm planning on terrorizing small villages and/or bar hopping.

Oh, for Eru's sake!

[lothiriel]

For the record, I have NOT left my husband, I have been abducted, mmkay?

Which means it is NOT open season on Eomer, he is still married which admittedly for him is a fairly flexibile definition and....

URK!!!!!!

Better go, not supposed to be at the keyboard right now...

Re: Oh, for Eru's sake!

[eomer_of_rohan]

Ommm. Ommm. Fucking ommm.

Re: Oh, for Eru's sake!

[gethenian]

Ommm. Ommm. Fucking ommm.

((*dies laughing*))