I think his head might explode if he eats candy. When kids do work we give them stickers and once they hit certain numbers of stickers they get candy, but Black Bear never ever does any work so I don't think he gets candy. He's been taking English classes for over a year and only knows about 10 words. I have things for you. Goddamnit, sorry I'm so slow.
I love reading about Black Bear. How are his boogers? Post pictures of him, please!!! He reminds me of "Pink Flamingos" when he licks everything, like Divine licking the furniture.
You made me realize that Divine has been reincarnated in the body of this tiny Korean boy. Furniture licking, all around FILTH, leaving a trail of chaotic ruin anywhere he goes. The pervy elements are just budding with attempts to look up my skirt, but I'm sure he'll work his way to having the male Black Bear fuck the female Black Bear and giving birth to a really sassy inbred blond child.
This is so awesome. The part about the inbred blonde child is my favorite. I just busted out at the seams laffing & had to read this outloud to people around me & they think it's SO FUNNY, too.
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I have things for you. Goddamnit, sorry I'm so slow.
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How are his boogers?
Post pictures of him, please!!!
He reminds me of "Pink Flamingos" when he licks everything, like Divine licking the furniture.
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You made me realize that Divine has been reincarnated in the body of this tiny Korean boy. Furniture licking, all around FILTH, leaving a trail of chaotic ruin anywhere he goes. The pervy elements are just budding with attempts to look up my skirt, but I'm sure he'll work his way to having the male Black Bear fuck the female Black Bear and giving birth to a really sassy inbred blond child.
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