006: In which my subconscious likes to make out with things
Last night, I had a dream that I was making out with a Tyrannosaurus in a Korean restaurant. We finished eating and then it ate my face 'cause it was still hungry. WORST DATE EVER. The food was delicious, though.
But for my own archival purposes: There were a couple wild Tyrannosauruses roaming the city and causing general mayhem. At first, you could avoid being mauled and eaten by standing still and being quiet like in the movie but their intelligence evolved rapidly ("rapidly" as in "a couple hours later") allowing them to discern stationary humans from the inedible scenery. "Rapidly", one of the Tyrannosauruses started mimicking human social behavior such as ordering food from a restaurant, making out with humans, etc. but it soon became apparent that, despite it's intelligence, it was still just a hungry carnivore and our love could never be. The end.
But for my own archival purposes: There were a couple wild Tyrannosauruses roaming the city and causing general mayhem. At first, you could avoid being mauled and eaten by standing still and being quiet like in the movie but their intelligence evolved rapidly ("rapidly" as in "a couple hours later") allowing them to discern stationary humans from the inedible scenery. "Rapidly", one of the Tyrannosauruses started mimicking human social behavior such as ordering food from a restaurant, making out with humans, etc. but it soon became apparent that, despite it's intelligence, it was still just a hungry carnivore and our love could never be. The end.