Urban Journal Entry 74 (May 10, 2005):
Today I caught the 55 bus home from downtown
The 55 is the most elusive and mysterious of all city buses
It's like... an enigma
I think with further research I might be able to predict their migration pattern

Look at these gorgeous teeth

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That was pretty much the best Mother's Day ever...

Renting a tux is like ordering an overly intricate gardenburger
Only where you don't have any fucking clue what any of the ingredients are

Anyways... I have basically been biking everywhere...
I have to go pay my mom $2,000 for my plane ticket now...

EDIT:
( This shit is for you, Kenya )

( So I shaved my sideburns today )

Hmm... putting my photo AP off until the night before was not the smartest idea ever
But I actually kinda expected this

So I biked to school and back and to school again. And I biked to like 42nd and Sandy. And back.
I feel so hardcore.

I am so fucked
My parents checked the odometer and called the CAO
D:

EDIT: So apparently I am just grounded from using the car. Which is cool because I have been meaning to use my bike more anyways...

( I decided to write down the events of last week for myself. Thought I would post. )

God damn fucking orthodontist
fourth time in a row he has said "We will take off your braces next time"