1) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and
start the water: i run the water because in the showers at school, if
you turn it just a little too far it's freaking hot but if you don't
turn it enough it's freezing. i rather perfect it before crawling in.
2) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle: at home if im soaking in the tub. i've always got to be reading.
3) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial: i have conversations in my head. does that count?
5)
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower: as time efficient as i am, i have never done that. on the toilet? yes.
6) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot: maybe. i've dropped all kinds of things on my feet in the shower.
7) How old do you think you look? i have no idea. but i feel seventy-six.
9) What's the last song you sang: the recurring theme from the Fiery Furnaces' "Rehearsing My Choir" dah dum dumm.
10)
Have you recently become a member of anything: The Recluse Society (I just made it up)
11)
What are your plans for the weekend: Probably some homework. Might
steal movies from Ashley. Maybe friend stuff? If they can find me...
13) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull: No. I am not a hick. And I don't think being a hick is chic.
14)
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating: No, but one time I threw up right after I ate and it was amazing.
15) If you were working on a
pirate ship, what would you most likely be: I wouldn't mind being the
captain. Because I like to boss people around and I know what I'm doing.
16) Have you ever called anyone a slut: Maybe, but I know Mr.Dr.Hall has. Be proud, Agnes!
17) Have you ever been called a slut: Not that I know of. I don't do anything to even be remotely considered a slut.
18) Have you ever smuggled something into America: I'm sure there is something I havn't reported to customs. Like Pedro...
19)
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive: No, because I
know some guys who play guitar who are unattractive. And I play guitar
and no one's ever pursuing me.
20) Do you live in a city with a good sports team: The S'ports. But I
don't know if they're good. What's with the mudbugs? What are they.
Doesn't matter. I hate sports.
21) Have you ever finished off the popcorn: I don't eat the popcorn.
22) How many people do you think would come to your funeral: A few.
Some people might forget because my friends forget alot. But I wouldn't
care. I'm dead and I think it's ridiculous to honor me when I can't
even enjoy it. Have the funeral now while I'm alive!
23) How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead: Dunno.
24) Do you have more enemies or more friends: I think i have more
friends. I don't think I have any enemies. Just people who are scared
of me and what I am capable of doing. So be nice to me.
25) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter: Yeah, to officials.
26) Can you fix your own car: Don't have a car to fix.
27) Have you ever turned someone down for a date: But it wasn't a real date. No one's ever asked me out on a date anyway.
28) Are you smarter than your friends: We're all smart regarding
different things so it's hard to say. But we all graduated from LSMSA
so that's got to mean something.
29) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends: Not intentionally,
but when you go home with something after the semester... well, it
makes it easier.
30) Have you ever been to jail: Nah uh. I'm a good girl.
31) Should you have: All I've ever done was walk across the street
without using a cross walk. I did it this morning. That's the worst
I've ever done.
32) Do you like the smell of beer: No. Especially when your salad smells like beer.
33) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream: Nope. I'm nice to
people even in my dreams. Maybe even nicer than in real life.
34) Have you ever given to charity: Yeah, if it's worthy. I don't give
to the Salvation Army because they're against gay marriage. fuckers.
35) Would you kill a dog for $1000: No. I'm vegan. I love animals too much.
36) Do you sometimes get depressed: I think it's actually boredom.
37) Do you live with your parents: When I'm not at school I do.
38)
Do you have plans for your future: Go to med school. Start a new life
elsewhere. Remain single for the rest of my life. Own a mini-cooper.
Learn to love myself.
Today was the first day of classes and it was alright. I had five
classes today and only one tomorrow. Goodness me. But it was pleasant.
I was nice to people and people were nice to me. But I still feel
really empty, but it's something I intend to work on. Mindless routine,
here I come!