Quick Quiz

[mecha_hunter]

What animal

A) Is well-known for a horn on both genders
B) Comes predominantly in two opposing shades
C) Irritates the hell out of me
and D) Is now mounted artistically on my wall?

Well, that was satisfying.

Comments

[lit_master]

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You didn't kill one of Santa's reindeer, did you?

[mecha_hunter]

They have antlers instead of horns, come in different shades of brown, and I have nothing against them, so no.

Besides, flying reindeer don't really work well for decoration. They pretty much look like any other dead reindeer when you put them on the wall or the floor.

[lit_master]

Reindeer come in white. In the winter. The same reindeer then come in brown in the summer. That's about as opposing as a single animal's fur can be and still be a solid color.

...so what did you kill then?

[mecha_hunter]

Not the flying kind. Don't you watch commercials?