:'(

[mechanicald0ll]

"theresa, stop trying to be soo ah-myrican, feel good about asian"

"uh...why did you surgically get eyelids then?"-me
*SLAPPPPPPPPP*

ouch

I hate my life; I always miss out on things because carrot sticks always find a way up my parents’ asses.

Comments

[viccyran]

:/

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;/

Hmm, I don't really know where this comment was going.... maybe hoping assorted emotes would make you feel better

[wingedsorrow]

Theresa, promise me we'll have one dance at homecoming / post party. I owe you and you owe me.

[thebigshindig]

Theresa! I saw your whole family at church last night! Don't hate your life, let's hang out and commiserate!

[brr_tothemax]

When I start to hate my life, I always try to think of people with suckier lives. Like Ted Kazinsky, the unibomber. He lived in a little shack in the middle of the woods with no bathroom (I think) and now he's probably getting ass raped in prison.

(Or did get put on death row?) Either way, it sucks for him.

[organic_machine]

But didn't he also kill a bunch of people?