*fzzz*

[mechanicalmice]

[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]

[begin text transcription]

Hiiiiii citizens! We're glad you've met our newest returning sister ♥

I have a very special list for the city. The weather's getting wa~rme~r and the good citizens all seem to need it...! So for your listening pleasure,

Comments

[henkonasuisho]

Mmmmm, very nice, I approve of most Rob thomas = the smex is 'Smooth' but really now... Britney Spears?

[mechanicalmice]

Some find the sweat and purr of a young and nubile lady most irresistible. Don't you know the truth of it?

[henkonasuisho]

Mmmm, I would think they prefer the rough tongue and the rumbling more. Who knows?

[mechanicalmice]

Is Dirrrty more your style, kitty?

[siraned]

Hm~ I approve fully. ♥

[mechanicalmice]

Thaaaank you it was my pleasure ♥♥♥

[siraned]

Mm~ I bet it was a pleasure~

Want to join Kingly and Maemi later? I'm providing dinner~

[mechanicalmice]

I'd love to, we can celebrate!

[pineapple_pimp]

Aww, yous forgot some Marilyn Manson an' Billy Idol.

[mechanicalmice]

Perhaps Mr. Eskara wants Three to Tango~?

[pineapple_pimp]

Ooohh, I like da sounda' dat! How appropriate.

[mechanicalmice]

Or Threesome if the inclusion of a la~dy in the equation is to your taste!

[ohmutelepath]

Such unfamiliar tunes! Interesting.

You surely are enjoying this...

[mechanicalmice]

Isn't it fun?

[ohmutelepath]

Well. It looks like some people are having fun, yes. So, maybe not the worst of all curses you bestow upon us.

[mechanicalmice]

It's a matter of a short run or a long run!

[sword_and_quill]

...

[mechanicalmice]

Has handsome Fakir lost his tongue to lickings?

[sword_and_quill]

No. This little surprise is just...making things more difficult.

[mechanicalmice]

Wield your sword with might and ho~no~r ♥