*fzzz, crackle, bzzt bzzt, zap*

[mechanicalmice]

[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]

[begin text transcription]

LISTEN UP, CITY!

Mouse’s Guide to Citizen Survival

Each world must pay.

Red Offerings: Present yourself to the Deity Office with a red bow tied around your neck. This signals to us that you have decided to voluntarily

Comments

[longestsky]

Everyone's gotta make one?

But what if we're looking out for more than one place?

[kittyjones]

To clarify - do these sacrifices you're asking for have to be people who are still alive?

[silkcutremix]

If that's your price.

[adrastus]

th Is i s NOt the ir dUe

[lyra_of_dust]

It en't? So she's lying?

[adrastus]

...

nO

mE rely US es

yO ur bea ts

[lyra_of_dust]

So... We don't really have to pay?

[henkonasuisho]

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