*fzzz, crackle, bzzt bzzt, zap*

[mechanicalmice]

[the frequency overrides all others, delivering the voice from every radio, TV, PA, and speaker]

[begin text transcription]

LISTEN UP, CITY!

Mouse’s Guide to Citizen Survival

Each world must pay.

Red Offerings: Present yourself to the Deity Office with a red bow tied around your neck. This signals to us that you have decided to voluntarily

Comments

[i_am_ptolemy]

These offerings.

Will they be revived, as those others killed in the City have been?

[baneofmyexist]

There is an appropriate response to this message that I have heard thrown around by some of the humans around here, I believe it goes something like this.

Fuck you.

[goddessdivia]

One would have to care what happened to their world in order to take this message serious.

[theinfinite_667]

I'd rather put a black bow around your heart.

Which one of you imbeciles is trying to foist your own blunders on us?

[watchmakergod]

How disappointing.