Failure.

[mechanicalpiggi]

Yea. I failed my test. I got in, I was pulling away from the curb, i checked both mirrors and didnt see anything. Im to short to get the mirror right so of course there was a car comming. Almost pulled infront of it. Asain lady screamed at me. I apologized, and she yelled "signal and look!" so I drove around the block, i knew she was failing me

Comments

[leakyfishbowl]

Aww hun, dont worry, no ones going to laugh at you. I wont at least, I promise. That fucking asian can get her ass back to china where she belongs. Your not a failure just because you failed your first road test. Most people. My brother failed his first and my cousin failed three times. We'll get you signed up for another if you want to and ill harass your mom everyday for you so she'll take you out driving and make sure that you have time to learn instead of tryin to cram teach you like she did this time. Plus now at lest youll know what to expect and what to do or not to do. I still love you I dont think your a failure. Far from it. Chin up beautiful <333

[anonymous]

Oh dollface, don't put so much blame on yourself, those tests are designed to put insane amounts of pressure on people and make them nervous beyond reason. Despite being good at driving, knowing that your every move is going to be critiqued is almost always a deal breaker.

This does not make you a failure or incompetent or anything besides one of the many nervous drivers they try to break all the time. I suggest maybe driving with someone who makes you really nervous (for example Steve), and then you'll be unbeatable despite crazy asians.

<3 don't wear on yourself
jo

Be happy.

[morleyjw]

During my dad's 11th drivers test at 24 years old, he fucked up and pulled onto a highway offramp, and hit a truck going in the other direction. His driving tester (prolly an asian) suffered no injuries except for a pantload of shit, so.... ummm... i dont really know where im going with this, but it could be worse.

You are competent enough to nail this. Look at some people about as smart as you. They didn't make the test first try. Look at some stupid people with drivers licenses. If they can eventually get it, you sure as hell can.

So yeah, look up, force a smile, and cackle evilly at the fucking insane asian bitch who made you signal while turning off a curb... or something. I really didnt get that part. Whatever. Anyways, lifes too damn funny to be dragged down by your little failures.

Just because you failed doesnt mean youre a failure. You arent what what you do, you are what you... are?

OK, im rambling. I love you. Be happy

[xleanansidhex]

Don't worry, I failed THREE times! (And I had a private instructor!)

I just got really nervous (as I'm sure you did)!

On the plus side, the first three tests are free!