Hmm. I'll try to go in order ( Read more... )

I saw part of his special on Comedy Central....so I looked him up on YouTube.

Louis C.K. is a goddamn genius. And Dane Cook is a joke stealing hack.

Here's a pretty funny skit:

Enjoy!

Do you guys realize how fucking hard it is STILL to get a Wii?
I got Ian one to surprise him, but it wasn't easy to get one. I was told Toys R' Us was getting a shipment the past...Sunday I think it was, so I went to the Toys R' Us closest to me 10 minutes after they opened and they SOLD OUT. 10 MINUTES WTF!?!? I saw some smug little boy walk out ( Read more... )

I want you all to do me a favor. Only if you feel like it.

I want you all to go back and look at your past entries. Really read up on it, and your relationships with your friends.

Now take a good look at yourself.
Have you really...REALLY changed for the better?

Comments on your discoveries appreciated.

And yeah, I do think I've changed for the

Even though only few have taken my DIRECT orders, I'll give the gift of an update to you all unworthy ( Read more... )

Where the hell is everyone's updates? Like...NOBODY is updating anything...come ON people!

My God, I hate living in Texas ( Read more... )

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

I got a big box with two layers of Godiva, that's right, Godiva chocolates ( Read more... )

I thought this was very funny:

OH MY GOD ( Read more... )