Would, like, post about stuff happening in real life and whatnot, but NOTHING IS HAPPENING. Unless you call "I bought lots of DVDs lately" as something worth ranting and raving about.
If someone asks you to see it, say no. If that doesn't work, fake your death. This is by far the worst movie I've seen in years. It could be the worst movie I've seen EVER.
Why is it so bad? Lots. But one thing sums up my hatred for the movie: